Sometimes my wife makes me go shopping with her. She likes to go to the big discount stores, the type where you have to pay the membership fee just to get in the door. And supposedly the savings are so good that it’s worth the price of admission. I’m not so sure her math adds up. All I know is I have 14 years worth of napkins and plastic forks in the garage now.

I tried to tell her that Brazzers is kind of like the Costco of porn. She didn’t like the comparison at all and now I’m sleeping in the garage next to that pallet of napkins, but that’s fine. Now I have a lot of alone time to get my money’s worth on my Brazzers membership! (And the napkins are conveniently right there when I make a giant cum mess.) Best of all, you get access to all 31 sites in their network. That’s over 7,000 videos, 2,000 pornstars, and one angry-ass bitch of a wife. Heh. I hate her.

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